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Delta SkyMiles Announcement

July 11, 2014 Leave a comment
Delta Plane

The only thing that soars higher than this plane are my spirits with the addition of Silver Medallion achiever that was bestowed on me by Delta.

I am very proud to announce that I have achieved the first hurdle in my Delta SkyMiles journey. I am a Silver Medallion holder. While Gold, Platinum and Diamond still lay ahead of me I am proud to join a family based on mutual respect for the frequent flyer, exceptional adoration for the plane people, and a status that is achieved by so few in this earthly realm.

While I don’t play into the whole pomp and ceremony of this new designation I would like to highlight a couple of dos and don’ts of interacting with me now that I have been officially recognized as an Emperor of the air.

Do:

  1. Congratulate me for working so hard that I was recognized by an airline.
  2. When greeting me for the first time address me as, “Mr. Silver” after which time you can then refer to me as SkyMiles Roberts or Zone 1 Winner Ben.
  3. Slap my back and say, “Boy, Howdy! That’s some air miles!”

 

Don’t:

  1. Weep for my enemies who were vanquished by not working as hard as I have and flying as many miles.
  2. Look me directly in the eyes.
  3. Cut in front of me during boarding.
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The Gift of Experience – May

May 24, 2014 Leave a comment

We went on a road trip adventure to Savannah, Georgia in May. Mo did great in the four hour car ride both times! Sara’s been a great mother, and I wanted to celebrate her first Mother’s Day.

 

Mo, Sara, Brunch

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The Gift of Experience – April

May 24, 2014 Leave a comment

This whole coming up with something unique and exciting every month is hard work so we agreed to just hang out in April. Please enjoy some pictures we took of our baby in that time.

 

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The Gift of Experience – March

May 24, 2014 Leave a comment

We were going to some chili cook-off deal, but it was rainy so instead we got ourselves a patio to enjoy the Florida weather.

 

backyard patio

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The Gift of Experience – February

April 6, 2014 Leave a comment

I know this is being written in April, but it takes a long time to buy a house – our February experience. (I will not be ugly, but if I were to describe working with Wells Fargo mortgage people I would say it was like trying to get something done with someone who is in the middle of binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad.) It has ended up being a lot smaller now that we have stuff in it, but it is crazy cheap and we are having fun having lots of extra money that isn’t going to renting a place. Sara has done a great job decorating the thing.

 

This looking at the thing from the left.

This looking at the thing from the left.

This is up the driveway

This is up the driveway

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Working with Banks, Realtors and Title Companies

March 25, 2014 Leave a comment

Below is the letter you want to use when you need to inspire slow moving banks, realtors and title companies.

Good morning all! I hope you are all well. I think we can all agree that this has been a stressful process, but today I woke up with chills up and down my back. Do you all feel what I do? I feel like a closure to this entire situation is close at hand. I feel it strong all up and down my body from my head to my toes. I feel like today is the day we close. The underwriter has had the packet for a little over 48 hours now, and should be releasing it early this morning to the title company. Then it will be time for the title company to put the docs together and allow me and my wife to come in and close at 1:00. Can I get an Amen from the back of the room? To ensure we are all appropriately motivated with a sense of urgency I wanted to share this YouTube video. Let’s keep our passion for glory and like the song says, “Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past, You must fight just to keep them alive – Your customer”

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The Gift of Experience – March 2014

March 8, 2014 Leave a comment

You will notice that we skipped February, we did something big in that month, but it isn’t quite done.

March was Sara’s month to come up with something fun and interesting – and she delivered.

Clue two of our game read, “We’ve tried these events before they’re never fun, always a bore! But still it beats doing chores, and it will save us a trip to a store.” We went to the Strawberry Festival, and despite always hating these festivals once we arrive – knowing this we still went. It was ‘Murica at its best. We’re glad we went, and we’re glad that we will never go again.

You will notice that there are two pictures of us in front of restrooms. This was the only space at this place to nurse since they provided benches right out front. Moses ate so much that we spent most of the time just people watching, but that was enough.

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